Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest

A married woman found an old lamp and when she brushes off the dust out comes a genie. The genie said to her, “If you free me from this lamp, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the genie, and the genie said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten what you wish for!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The genie warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.”The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The genie said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The genie then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers, continue reading….

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen! :P